THE SILENT KILLER
NOW, AN EPIDEMIC --
Since 1913, a silent disease has slowly swept across America, hopping quietly from
household to workplace to schoolrooom, mutating on numerous occasions and growing
stronger and more virulent with each decade.
This persistent, encroaching affliction is now more infectious than AIDS and more
tenacious than genital herpes, having caused more hundreds of billions of dollars in
lost man hours than these two diseases plus the common cold, influenza, polio,
whooping cough, the german measles, the chicken pox and Gulf War Syndrome all
Currently, over 100,000,000 Americans are known to be full-blown carriers of the
contagion - more than the entire number who suffered from Europe's Great Plague of
many centuries past - with tens of millions of additional victims becoming infected
IDENTIFICATION, SYMPTOMS AND TRANSMISSION VECTORS --
Symptoms include severely sweating palms, panic disorder, pounding headaches and, in
some cases, heart palpitations. Extreme cases have resulted in nervous dementia
leading to total mental breakdown and, in several cases, suicide. Manifestations
appear to be seasonal, with symptoms waning in early summer, waxing in early winter
and becoming full-blown in early spring.
It's name? Imaginary Requirements Syndrome, or "IRS".
Technically, "IRS" is a syndrome and not a true disease since it consists not of a
single affliction, but of a host of cosynchronous, underlying maladies - all
psychosomatic - including (but not limited to) the following overlapping beliefs
* That the filing of tax returns is required by law of citizens living and working
with the now fifty States of the Union;
* That the "owing" of an income tax on domestic sources of taxable income is
required by law of said citizens;
* That the application for and use of a taxpayer identification number (SSN or EIN)
is required by law of others than nonresident aliens and foreign corporations;
* That an audit of books and records can be enforced on the citizen who is not
engaged in the manufacture, sale and distribution of alcohol, tobacco and firearms
* Many more persistently entrenched imaginary requirements.
Precise transmission modalities are difficult to ascertain, however the affliction
is known to be purely cognitive (mental) in nature and passed from most parents,
teachers, pastors and certain other adults to most youngsters - and not just to
their own children.
Disease vectors include primarily the spoken and printed word:
* The spoken word transmitted in direct conversation or via one-way communication
over commercial television and radio, and;
* The printed word transmitted via public schoolbooks, government pamphlets,
publications of certain "organized religions", and other like vehicles.
Although verification through autopsy of the brain of a known victim of "IRS" has
yet to be performed, the primary locus of the disease appears to be in the medulla
oblongata where so-called "short term" memories are stored and, later once firmly
established, in the frontal cortex where "long term" memory of illusions, erroneous
mind sets and other false mental constructs are known to be maintained alongside
known facts, verifiable truths and personally confirmed experience.
(*) a belief is distinguished from a datum (a known fact) in that the holder relies
upon certain mental images and constructs (beliefs) and not upon actual, personally
confirmed information (knowledge).
PROPHYLACTIC TREATMENT VS. THE CURE --
Various symptom relief centers have been established around the country to assist
"IRS" sufferers, all of which can be identified by street signage identifying them
as "financial planning centers", "tax preparation offices" and "law firms".
While certain "over-the-counter" remedies including aspirin and certain adult
beverages are known to have assisted some "IRS" suffers, the only known absolute
cure has been found to be the organized visual, oral and auditory consumption and
digestion of certain specialized information (education).
REVERSING "IRS" FOREVER --
To wit, with the steady, consistent application of increasing daily doses of
knowledge of America's tax laws and their conformity to the federal constitution,
all symptoms of "IRS" gradually abate, eventually to vanish forever.
In fact, remission rates of 100% can accurately be predicted among those former
victims who adopt a steady course of faithful and persistent educational
self-treatment consisting solely of a healthy diet of factually accurate
information, with subsequent reinfection proven impossible once sufficient mental
antibodies to all imaginary requirements have been produced.
STAMPING OUT THE DIS-EASE --
To date, no major entertainer has been willing to come forward to host a national
"telethon" or other major fund raising mechanism, nor has any First Lady been
willing to get behind a full-fledged national campaign to teach Americans to "Just
Say No To 'IRS'!".
This vacuum of celebrity support leaves research into the causes of "IRS" to be
funded by the voluntary educational donations of recovered victims and of others
whose family members were immune due to previous innoculation with suitable
education. Many aong the current generation of home-schooled children are now known
to be permanently immune.
WON'T YOU HELP? -- Why not make a donation today? Read a little each day from the
United States Constitution, Madison's Notes, Elliot's Debates, the Internal Revenue
Code and the taxing regulations.
Learn to discern "color of law", "legalese", judicial utterances ("case law") and
"wild theories" (patriot mythology) from truth and established fact.
STIRRING TESIMONIALS -- The strongest testimonials are heard from recovered "IRS"
victims, now numbering in the low millions by various estimates.
* "I got better, you can too!"
* "Ignore the experts, learn to think for yourself!"
* "Bury the 'tee-vee' and learn to read all over again!"
* "Sit down with your kids and teach them the truth!".
Good advice! Together, we can overcome "IRS" in our lifetimes and, hopefully, stamp
out Imaginary Requirements Syndrome once and for all.
Remember, as we always say: "If you want to BE free, you have to LIVE free!".
Each week, our office receives a torrent of questions from fellow Americans
struggling to get to the truth about their lawful duties and obligations with
regard to the paying of income and employment tax, to tax withholding, to the
requirement to file returns, to the use of the SSN and EIN, and far more.
While no one, including us, has all the answers, our particular area of
expertise lies in our understanding of the limited application of those taxing
clauses in the Constitution which pertain to lawful taxation, and the statutes
and regulations written pursuant thereto. For without a proper understanding of
the constitutional protections afforded private property, or as Jefferson
referred to it, "the Pursuit of Happiness", it is impossible to begin to
understand Liberty itself.
"In a recent conversation with an official at the Internal Revenue Service, I was
amazed when he told me that 'If the taxpayers of this country ever discover that the
IRS operates on 90% bluff, the entire system will collapse'."
-- Henry Bellmon, U.S. Senator (1969)
http://www.informamerica.com - "The Truth BEHIND The Income Tax"
http://www.save-a-patriot.org - "Where Liberty Comes First"
http://www.taxfreedom101.com - "It Pays To Discover The Truth"
http://www.libertymall.com - "Where Free People Shop!"
Our thanks to: Gordon Phillips,
Founder and President: INFORM AMERICA!
Nat'l Representative: Save-A-Patriot Fellowship